Hilarious ingame commercials

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From GTA Vice City

The Degenatron http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Degenatron

Code:

Man: Are you tired of dad?
Kid: Dad, no one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!!!
Man: Are ya tired of mom?
Mother: Hi angel, do you wanna read a book or go outside?
Kid: NO!
DEGENATRON!
Man: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys offering to show you puppies!
Kids: AWESOME!
Man: The Degenatron, you can play video games just like you are in the arcade!
Kids: EXCELLENT!
DEGENATRON!
Man: The Degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games, including Defender of the Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square.
Kids: COOL!
Man: Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey.
Kids: THAT'S RAD!
Man: And Penetrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious red square!
Kid: WOW!
Man: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room! It can even take quarters and a strange sweaty man comes right after the machine on Fridays!
DEGENATRON!
Man: Degenatron! Fighting the evil of boredom!
Kids: I'LL NEVER GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN!
DEGENATRON!