RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
June 24, 2017 at 1:59 pm
(This post was last modified: June 24, 2017 at 2:04 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I feel the same way. Everybody's pious pious when asked (or come election time)...but I know it feels like a knife to have to cut those checks...and these dumbasses in government (and in public life) that had made a faustian bargain with the devil of christerism can just keep cuttin em. I know, I know, I'm subsidizing it to a minor extent in that I have to pay a portion as a taxpayer.....but I'd be willing to pay a whole lot more, and directly, if these constant disappointments and schemes somehow helped them to learn something.
The only thing that really pisses me off, about that boat..is that it aint a boat. How do you fuck up a boat? Boats are an article of southern redneck faith - harder than any commandment. How do you fuck up a boat....in kentucky?
I know how they could turn the whole thing around, btw. Get rid of that parking garage, stock the pond with catfish and crappie....and then they;d have a backwoods jesus themed fishing resort. -Profit.
The only thing that really pisses me off, about that boat..is that it aint a boat. How do you fuck up a boat? Boats are an article of southern redneck faith - harder than any commandment. How do you fuck up a boat....in kentucky?
I know how they could turn the whole thing around, btw. Get rid of that parking garage, stock the pond with catfish and crappie....and then they;d have a backwoods jesus themed fishing resort. -Profit.
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