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ROTFLMMFAO!
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RE: ROTFLMMFAO!
Okay, a recap.

Known grifty charlatan announces plans to build ark themed park.  His second foray into commercial religious exploitation in this state.
Rather than fund the park himself, he creates an llc that then avails itself (by suing the state) of a 25% reimbursement from the state while openly discriminating in his hiring policies.
Not content with 25% of the cost, he then appeals to a hard hit jesusy town that really wants a bigger freeway exit (but has no reason to have one).
Said jesusy burg awards him a further 62million dollars in TIF funds...to be taken directly out of the paychecks of said employees and everyone in the county.
-Still- not content, appeals are made to private "investors" while, legally, their contributions are handled as donations to the non-pofit which gives the money to the for profit LLC.

Grifty charlatan, with all that grifted money, builds a parking garage without actually spending any of that money..on credit....where a boat was promised, on hundreds of acres of productive bottomland generously given to him by the county for the princely sum of 1$

The parking garage fails miserably, at the expense of everyone involved, willing or otherwise.......-except- said grifty charlatan...just like it did with his first foray into commercial religious exploitation a few miles away.

Why did it fail? Because atheists...apparently, and according to him (put it on our tab, along with aids, ebola, the black death, and Ken Ham himself.)

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ROTFLMMFAO! - by Minimalist - June 24, 2017 at 11:30 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by emjay - June 24, 2017 at 11:56 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by SteelCurtain - June 24, 2017 at 12:04 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by emjay - June 24, 2017 at 12:21 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2017 at 4:50 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Minimalist - June 24, 2017 at 12:08 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Chad32 - June 24, 2017 at 12:55 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Minimalist - June 24, 2017 at 12:57 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2017 at 12:58 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Fireball - June 24, 2017 at 1:19 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Jackalope - June 24, 2017 at 1:40 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Minimalist - June 24, 2017 at 1:45 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2017 at 1:52 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Minimalist - June 24, 2017 at 1:56 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by SteelCurtain - June 24, 2017 at 1:53 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2017 at 1:59 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by brewer - June 24, 2017 at 2:05 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2017 at 2:07 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by brewer - June 24, 2017 at 2:27 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Minimalist - June 24, 2017 at 2:32 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2017 at 4:44 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 24, 2017 at 4:53 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by emjay - June 24, 2017 at 6:15 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Astonished - June 26, 2017 at 12:47 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2017 at 4:57 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by SteelCurtain - June 24, 2017 at 5:08 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2017 at 8:38 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Succubus - June 25, 2017 at 12:52 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Fireball - June 26, 2017 at 11:00 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Succubus - June 26, 2017 at 1:54 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Fireball - June 26, 2017 at 2:58 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2017 at 7:21 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by SteelCurtain - June 24, 2017 at 7:23 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by emjay - June 24, 2017 at 8:07 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2017 at 7:24 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by SteelCurtain - June 24, 2017 at 8:09 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by vorlon13 - June 24, 2017 at 8:40 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 25, 2017 at 12:05 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 25, 2017 at 7:16 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Jesster - June 25, 2017 at 7:41 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by emjay - June 25, 2017 at 12:01 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 25, 2017 at 7:44 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Brian37 - June 25, 2017 at 9:32 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 25, 2017 at 9:39 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 26, 2017 at 12:53 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Astonished - June 26, 2017 at 10:33 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Valkyrie - June 26, 2017 at 3:25 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 26, 2017 at 3:33 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Jackalope - June 26, 2017 at 3:38 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by LastPoet - June 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Succubus - June 26, 2017 at 4:58 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 26, 2017 at 10:51 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Astonished - June 27, 2017 at 12:04 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - June 27, 2017 at 12:07 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Astonished - June 27, 2017 at 12:39 am
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Somecoolguy - July 7, 2017 at 1:11 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Succubus - July 7, 2017 at 1:58 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Somecoolguy - July 7, 2017 at 2:07 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - July 7, 2017 at 1:24 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - July 7, 2017 at 2:06 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - July 7, 2017 at 2:16 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by LadyForCamus - July 7, 2017 at 2:16 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by The Grand Nudger - July 7, 2017 at 2:25 pm
RE: ROTFLMMFAO! - by Astonished - August 19, 2017 at 12:35 pm



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