RE: Airplanes don't exist
July 29, 2017 at 5:54 am
(This post was last modified: July 29, 2017 at 5:56 am by Edwardo Piet.)
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! it's a plane! No wait it's superman! That super lame-o with the most unoriginal name, most overpowered powers and who can only be harmed by Kryptonite or magic which makes all his fights super boring and super predictable. He also look silly when he picks up lakes and planets.
Actually before he transforms he can be murdered to death. Can someone please do it? He fell off a horse once but even after paralysis and later death, he's still somehow alive and in movies with another douchey actor playing him. Can we keep the douchey actors alive but playing other roles and murder the Superman Character Itself [tm) to death please? Can someone make sure Superman stops existing please? It's a pity he exists, unlike airplanes.
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Actually before he transforms he can be murdered to death. Can someone please do it? He fell off a horse once but even after paralysis and later death, he's still somehow alive and in movies with another douchey actor playing him. Can we keep the douchey actors alive but playing other roles and murder the Superman Character Itself [tm) to death please? Can someone make sure Superman stops existing please? It's a pity he exists, unlike airplanes.
#joinnow #jointhehateclub# #thesupermanhateclub #jointhesupermanhateclub #planesdonotexist #butsupermandoesexistandthatisverydepressing