The Adam & Eve Myth - Origins

[Drich]

Then allow me to simplify...

SHOW ME THIS DOCTRINE

DOCTRINE=Documented truth.

Documented truth=your holy book of noodles or whatever publication you follow/something that shows you are not just making things up as you go.

Do you understand now? or do I need to make my request more simple?

Apparently, your reading comprehension grows worse:

https://atheistforums.org/thread-59194-p...pid1914015

I gave you the information in that thread;

Pastafarians have no manifesto which Is an odd choice of words, I digress, we have mostly two holy commandments.
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1: Don't be a dick  2: be and let be

https://www.klps.pl/pliki/gospel_fsm_eng.pdf  (I forewarn your closed mind will make you blind to its inherent truths)

This is just one of the numerous holy scriptures;
We also find much in common with our allies here: https://thesatanictemple.com/

Additonal link; https://thesatanictemple.com/pages/the-s...le-library

Bless. Ramen

I know that sometimes the last two functional brain cells you have to fight furiously for oxygen, but, I promise the divine truths held within the teachings of FSM will lift you up.

 You too will herald the name above all names. The king of kings, Your hopefully soon to be personal savior, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Bless and RAmen.

Perfect!
Now can you correlate your teaching with actual book chapter and verse from you fsm guide book?

Remember you said I can not stand a competing faith, so then show me where what you said previously is indeed apart of your faith show me/guide me through your book! As I show and guided you through correcting your misnomers and misrepresentations of the bible by providing you with scriptural correction!

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 I was a staunch atheist who thoroughly enjoyed kicking the crap out of christians verbally and physically in high school.

Sounds like you were a shitty Atheist too  ... seems you are better suited to being subservient To a mythical Tyrant 

No I was committed. remember 25 years ago it was cool to beat on christian in school. espically when they could not answer simple questions... 

Wait a tick isn't that what you still do here verbally?

you think pushing someone's books into a mud puddle and maybe putting your foot in their ass to push them into said puddle is more shitty than trying to destroy and attack every intellectual fiber of a person's psyche? to attack their intelligence their beliefs and their iquity? debasing them relentlessly in a dog pile fashion... oh, that's right the law of hyprocris say so log as a beating is not physical there is no limits!