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Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution!
(May 1, 2020 at 4:27 pm)theMadJW Wrote: The Untold Story of Evolution! (Part 1)

When lightning struck the primordial sea, where the amino acids were floating about, it shocked one of them into life , and the 
 realization that it needed to do something QUICK to survive was imperative!
 So it made itself into an amoeba with an I.Q of 324!

It realized how hungry it was- but couldn't see where the floating foodstuffs were, so it had an idea, and after deciding that it should
 form a mouth to eat it, and fins to propel it to it, that FIRST he needed to SEE it- so he worked FURIOUSLY for a few minutes forming
 the first crude eye. 
Then he reproduced himself many times!

Then they came up with an idea of making a mouth, and a set of fins, which enabled them to finally scarf down some 
 foodstuff, and open the first Fast Foodstuff chain for all the other cells.

Hilarious

'Natural' 'Selection' at work!

Wait'll they let me post PICTURES!

If you’re going to attack evolution, you need to start by attacking evolution, instead of this childish parody. 

You’ll never successfully refute what you don’t understand.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Why 'Science' tries to separate the beginning from Evolution! - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 1, 2020 at 4:41 pm

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