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God is no longer a Myth
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God is no longer a Myth
I've converted into Godology. It's the atheistic religion where you must accept Science as your Lord and Savior. Some scientists died over saving our unshakable faith in Science. To become a follower of Science, you must have blind faith that the core premise(the generic God, not to be confused with the Christian deity called by the same name), for all religions which exist, is true "God exists."


I can see all of the misguided theists responses,"Welcome to the club, fellow believer.", and it makes me wish they weren't such brainwashed ignorants.


How clear is this? I will review all of your suggestions and see if I can improve on the main paragraph from those suggestions.

Please remember, this is my first draft. Think out of the box if need be. Be creative.

If anyone is still confused about my post, I am creating a scientific parody on Christianity.
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God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 28, 2011 at 10:27 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by reverendjeremiah - April 28, 2011 at 10:37 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 28, 2011 at 10:42 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by reverendjeremiah - April 29, 2011 at 2:49 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by theVOID - April 28, 2011 at 10:44 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 28, 2011 at 10:47 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Captain Scarlet - April 29, 2011 at 12:36 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 2:37 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Captain Scarlet - April 29, 2011 at 4:34 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by theVOID - April 29, 2011 at 5:11 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 12:51 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by tackattack - April 29, 2011 at 7:24 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 7:25 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Cinjin - April 30, 2011 at 12:28 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 7:32 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 3:01 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by reverendjeremiah - April 29, 2011 at 6:44 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 6:51 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Cinjin - April 29, 2011 at 3:17 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by ib.me.ub - April 29, 2011 at 4:34 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by LastPoet - April 29, 2011 at 6:53 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 6:31 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Zen Badger - April 29, 2011 at 3:40 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by ib.me.ub - April 29, 2011 at 4:43 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Captain Scarlet - April 29, 2011 at 3:24 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by ib.me.ub - April 30, 2011 at 10:41 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Captain Scarlet - April 30, 2011 at 12:06 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by padraic - April 29, 2011 at 6:44 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 6:55 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 4:06 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Gawdzilla - April 29, 2011 at 7:03 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 7:26 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Gawdzilla - April 29, 2011 at 7:32 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 7:39 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Gawdzilla - April 29, 2011 at 7:42 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 8:34 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Zen Badger - April 29, 2011 at 9:13 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Gawdzilla - April 29, 2011 at 9:17 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by tackattack - April 29, 2011 at 7:31 am
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 4:08 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 4:10 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 4:29 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 4:37 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 4:43 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 4:47 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 4:54 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 5:07 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 4:52 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 5:01 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 4:20 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 4:24 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 4:36 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 5:10 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 5:12 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by reverendjeremiah - April 29, 2011 at 7:13 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 4:40 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 4:48 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 4:49 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 5:03 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 5:04 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 5:14 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 5:18 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by theVOID - April 29, 2011 at 6:03 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Autumnlicious - April 29, 2011 at 5:06 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 5:11 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 5:35 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 5:46 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 29, 2011 at 5:48 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 5:49 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Doubting Thomas - April 29, 2011 at 5:50 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 6:07 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by theVOID - April 29, 2011 at 6:17 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 6:20 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by LastPoet - April 29, 2011 at 6:41 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Shell B - April 29, 2011 at 6:46 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by thesummerqueen - April 29, 2011 at 8:22 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by ib.me.ub - April 30, 2011 at 12:07 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - April 30, 2011 at 12:21 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by jason56 - May 1, 2011 at 6:04 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Emporion - May 20, 2011 at 2:18 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by tackattack - May 1, 2011 at 8:26 pm
RE: God is no longer a Myth - by Cinjin - May 2, 2011 at 9:51 am

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