I know, it's simply staggering. Maybe things like this are the reason Yahweh and Co keep well away from Earth; they've taken one look at what their fan-base is churning out and are too embarrassed to show their faces.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
