RE: AF Memes
November 12, 2012 at 12:06 pm
(This post was last modified: November 12, 2012 at 2:27 pm by Cinjin.)
Please be aware that the red writing is not original to Gilgamesh, but that his post was so hilarious to me, I had to put in the thoughts that I personally feel he left out.
(November 12, 2012 at 12:30 am)Gilgamesh Wrote: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. (and yet, I still make the time to escape from my awesome life as a professional killer to have blog fights with strangers on atheistic websites.) You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. (I have a tiny penis.) You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA (and I'm warming up my go go gadget copter hat too) and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. (What storm you may ask?) The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. (I can kill you in 238 ways with my bare ass.) Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps (and the British Secret Service also made me a double-0 agent so that makes me an international man of mystery) and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. (that's right chief, I called you kiddo immediately after telling you that I was going to rip off your head and shit down your neck)