For some reason this made me think of a scene in the Will Hay classic "Ask A Policeman", in which Hay's character, Sergeant Dudfoot, tries to set up a motorist on a fictitious speeding charge but then finds that the motorist doesn't have a driving licence or insurance. So Dudfoot lets him go: "Think yourself lucky - I can't endorse your licence if you haven't got one!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
