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He's Back!

Poll: Do you think Jesus Christ will return from wherever in your lifetime?
This poll is closed.
I think it is very likely.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Even if he doesn't, it'll probably be sooner than later.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
I think it'll probably be quite a while yet. There's still a lot of souls worth saving here.
11.76%
 4 11.76%
Many christians believe christ will return soon. I just hope I'm on the list.
2.94%
 1 2.94%
Jesus is a fictional character ... and Santa Clause never brought you presents fucktard!
67.65%
 23 67.65%
He's already here!
2.94%
 1 2.94%
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RE: He's Back!
February 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm
(February 1, 2013 at 11:22 am)ronedee Wrote: The bible says most of you, "non-believers will die of freight" when Jesus arrives!
Can't wait...
After watching Nightmare on Elm Street at the age of 8, and part 2 of that nightmare at the age of 12 (and finding it rather funny), this "arrival of Jesus" should be a breeze!


Oh, wait.... freight.... as in, "1. Goods carried by a vessel or vehicle, especially by a commercial carrier; cargo."... dammit, J.C. is coming back with a lot of cargo do drop on our heads?! So much for "love thy neighbor"...
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He's Back!

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He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by downbeatplumb - January 26, 2013 at 6:34 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Something completely different - January 26, 2013 at 6:55 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:58 am
Re: RE: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 7:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 8:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - January 26, 2013 at 10:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by Napoléon - January 26, 2013 at 10:02 am
RE: He's Back! - by jonb - January 27, 2013 at 12:34 am
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - January 26, 2013 at 10:37 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 26, 2013 at 6:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 26, 2013 at 7:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by LastPoet - January 26, 2013 at 8:17 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Faith No More - January 27, 2013 at 12:19 am
RE: He's Back! - by Pompey - January 27, 2013 at 6:43 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 27, 2013 at 10:29 am
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 5:42 am
RE: He's Back! - by Dee Dee Ramone - January 28, 2013 at 5:47 am
RE: He's Back! - by Darth - January 28, 2013 at 6:06 am
RE: He's Back! - by Jackalope - February 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ThomM - January 28, 2013 at 10:59 am
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 12:25 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Christian - January 28, 2013 at 4:36 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - January 29, 2013 at 1:26 am
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 28, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Drich - January 28, 2013 at 5:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Minimalist - January 29, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - January 29, 2013 at 4:44 pm
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:22 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: He's Back! - by ronedee - February 1, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 1, 2013 at 11:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by pocaracas - February 1, 2013 at 12:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 10:49 am
RE: He's Back! - by Question Mark - February 1, 2013 at 12:13 pm
RE: He's Back! - by WinterHold - February 2, 2013 at 2:39 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 3:14 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: He's Back! - by DeistPaladin - February 2, 2013 at 1:04 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 12:18 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cinjin - February 2, 2013 at 1:10 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 1:11 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 1:16 pm
Re: He's Back! - by fr0d0 - February 2, 2013 at 3:39 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 4:45 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 4:55 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 4:51 pm
RE: He's Back! - by catfish - February 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Nine - February 2, 2013 at 5:05 pm
RE: He's Back! - by Cyberman - February 2, 2013 at 5:07 pm



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