Looking at Quindaropedia, I noticed that there's an undefined portion of the Grand Unified Alan list. Well, now's the perfect time to rectify that, and balance out the genders a bit more.
The eleventh Grand Unified Alan of Alanland was Alana Day, who ruled benevolently (and even attempted to end the secret war with Nimbya, secretly of course, which means the media reported about nothing else) until toppled in a coup.
The twelfth Grand Unified Alan of Alanland was Alana Day II, Alana Day's evil clone (though not as evil as the Null Alan), who resumed the secret war, put the goats into slavery, and decreed that all who opposed her would be tortured by men with very cold hands. She was overthrown in a peaceful yet violent revolution. The only reason she isn't stricken from the record is because it is feared that she will return in force with a clone army from the depths of Lake Unerie.
The eleventh Grand Unified Alan of Alanland was Alana Day, who ruled benevolently (and even attempted to end the secret war with Nimbya, secretly of course, which means the media reported about nothing else) until toppled in a coup.
The twelfth Grand Unified Alan of Alanland was Alana Day II, Alana Day's evil clone (though not as evil as the Null Alan), who resumed the secret war, put the goats into slavery, and decreed that all who opposed her would be tortured by men with very cold hands. She was overthrown in a peaceful yet violent revolution. The only reason she isn't stricken from the record is because it is feared that she will return in force with a clone army from the depths of Lake Unerie.
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