"Fire at the Klingon ship, Mr Sulu."
"I can't, captain!"
"Why not?"
"Windows software update."
"Did you press 'ask me later'?"
"Yes, captain. But it downloaded anyway."
"How long does the update have to run?"
"It says 20 minutes. But it's been saying that for two hours!"
*lights begin to flicker as the ship systems switch off and on*
"Fuck. We're in the rebooting stages of the update!'
"Thanks, Spock. And haven't I warned you about that language on the bridge?"
*Alarms blare*
" - you, captain!"
"I can't, captain!"
"Why not?"
"Windows software update."
"Did you press 'ask me later'?"
"Yes, captain. But it downloaded anyway."
"How long does the update have to run?"
"It says 20 minutes. But it's been saying that for two hours!"
*lights begin to flicker as the ship systems switch off and on*
"Fuck. We're in the rebooting stages of the update!'
"Thanks, Spock. And haven't I warned you about that language on the bridge?"
*Alarms blare*
" - you, captain!"
Dying to live, living to die.