The poster directly below concedes eternal victory
to not only this thread but to all things universally
accomplished by the Atheist Forums member currently
known as Cinjin. No declaration of victory, witty
repertoire, or claims of blindness will render this final
claim of Cinjin's thread victory invalid. In short, any poster
attempting to usurp this final post and claim victory as their
own will forfeit all future victories in their life and be banned
from smiling or laughing while reading anything on the internet.
You will also be banned from eating donuts and drinking coffee,
which are usually enjoyed while browsing the internet.
The following poster will also be forced to use Internet Explorer
as their primary browser for the remainder of their lives.
to not only this thread but to all things universally
accomplished by the Atheist Forums member currently
known as Cinjin. No declaration of victory, witty
repertoire, or claims of blindness will render this final
claim of Cinjin's thread victory invalid. In short, any poster
attempting to usurp this final post and claim victory as their
own will forfeit all future victories in their life and be banned
from smiling or laughing while reading anything on the internet.
You will also be banned from eating donuts and drinking coffee,
which are usually enjoyed while browsing the internet.
The following poster will also be forced to use Internet Explorer
as their primary browser for the remainder of their lives.