(May 28, 2014 at 6:01 pm)Rampant.A.I. Wrote: All turks wear a Fez and have mustaches, without exception. Including the women. A young male Turk is only enters into adulthood after completing the Ennek Kutlama, which consists of orally satisfying four Turkish elders, called "Lolipops," at which point a large, tapered plug is installed into the anus of the young man, called the Göt Lalesi Hapak. As Turks are fascinated with beastiality, several large Donkeys are often involved in the ceremony.
In their defense, I heard that they only like doing this because of the religious lobotomy ceremony that is performed on them as a child.
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