Discussion of supernatural activities

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I didn't realise I'd been involved enough to warrant being mentioned at the start of the thread. I was really into paranormal stuff as a kid, I have a ton of books and magazines from when I was between 9 and 14. What I found was no matter how convincing the initial story, if you looked into it you would find it is always down to human error, tricks, frauds or entirely explainable natural events.

I was actually a little disappointed back then, as kid being a monster/ghost hunter seemed a honourable career choice. Who doesn't want to fight evil and save humans? One by one as I did my research I found nothing but dead ends made of confusion and lies. No monsters or ghosts are hiding in the dark, just naive and scared people who can't be bothered to question what they thought they saw or understand they are fallible. Once you study psychology the picture becomes even clearer.

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I would like this thread to be about succubi. Some suggested topics of general interest:

I spent some time talking to 'psyhcic's and 'witches' for a couple months last year and can answer most of these. Though to be honest aside from some common themes its often made up as they go.

1. Meeting them -- where do succubi like to hang out? grocery store, covens, dark caves?

Purgatory, hell or the 'spirit world'. If you want to meet them you need special overpriced black candles, some chalk and maybe some smelly herbs from the garden. Add some non-sense latin and you are good to go.

Back in the day people thought they sneaked around trying to steal mens 'seed' via sneaking in and having sex with you in your sleep (wet dreams). So you might have already been with a few.

2. Getting them to like you
3. First date ideas

No need, succumi are like supernatural prostitutes, no need for a date. You would probably just piss it off if you did anything other than sex.

4. How to have sex with them - moaning/groaning or whimpering?

However you like.

5. How to avoid commitment and keep your soul (for a man)
6. How to get that wedding ring and provide another tasty soul for Satan (for the succubus)
7. Pregnancy issues (is it possible?) does the human/succubus child get citizenship in the US? child support? who pays?
8. Community property vs. common law marriage in Hell

Like I said before, they are like magic prostitutes that take your soul/lifeforce or sometimes years off your life depending on which fucknard you talk to.

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Cindysrain: Was that ball light the same that appears in most photographs as light orbs?

Also, many sightings about the Hat Man are associated with buzzing sounds.

Orbs are a joke anyone who's used a camera should know that low light combined with dust, pollen or insects makes 'orbs'. They look weird because they are out of focus being too close to the camera.

As for buzzing sounds, if you use cheap or on board sound on most camera's then turning up the intensity of the sound to hear quiet things leaves buzzing sounds. Even high quality Mic's will do it if you turn up the dB's in post process.

That magic ball of light looks a lot like a road sign to me. They are painted with reflective coatings to be brighter at night when cars shine their headlights at them. I'd be curious to see that guy turn off and on his headlights.

This is too easy.