RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
October 8, 2015 at 6:08 am
(October 8, 2015 at 5:34 am)pocaracas Wrote: I see.... so you cheat! :p
Hey, it's a generally male-dominated field... and hammers are built for the biceps of striking.
Shovels, meanwhile... are built for the thunder thighs of DOOOM.
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I prefer my socks on the floor, beneath my feet, and screaming for mercy; that I might shred and tear from their unravelling remains the final release of their tortured and ragged soles.
I slice through the threads with a bladed spade, gouging deep and clean through the floor... I don't shatter the floor where I strike, unlike the blunt instruments designed for brute force application with a weighted delivery system on a stick.
And built in burial? All the better.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day