RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
January 8, 2016 at 10:14 am
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2016 at 10:14 am by Cyberman.)
(January 8, 2016 at 10:09 am)Judi Lynn Wrote: Cold calls. One surefire way to get off their list is by having a five year old handy. Works great on debt collectors too. They used to ask for me and I'd ask who was calling and say, sure, hold on and promptly get my youngest by telling her that one of Santa's elves was calling to get her Xmas list.
I've done that sort of thing. I can put on a pretty convincing toddler voice and I've had callers tied up in knots. Also in tears, when I've asked if they were my mommy or daddy and when are they coming home from heaven.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'