RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
August 19, 2018 at 7:18 pm
(August 19, 2018 at 4:00 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Ya know Stimbo, you were crying suicide and I called you this one time. I figure you wanted female ensurement other than a friendly hug. It all costs the same to you. I pushed well enough to get the veil of secrecy out of the admins, curse them for holding out the truth. They should know better..
Go find that place where people will feel sorry for ta. Pretend to suicide you fucking coward. I have called you out of seeing you as a desperate person that needed a friendly shoulder. Now that ai know the truth, as you made me investigate, you are a sirry piece of shit. Go away, simpleton. Women are not under your command. You just dont get to blame them for not conforming to the image you get from them.
You lie with all your teeth. You fooled me. Everyond should know the truth of what you wre.
Can I just say, from a purely literary point of view, that I truly appreciate the rage that transpires from the complete disregard of autocorrect? If anyone wrote to me like this, I would blush in shame, shit my pants, and then never show my stinky mug out on the internet ever again. Well done, LP.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
