RE: Peanut Gallery Commentary on the Staff Log of Bannings and such like.
June 2, 2015 at 6:53 pm
I just had flashbacks of trying to load The Hobbit on the Commodore 64; watching the obligatory fifteen solid minutes blank, soulless, cyan screen, only to have your childlike faith in any true justice in the Universe completely shattered by the inevitable derisory demonic laughter that drilled into the very depths of your being, pronouncing judgement on your puny mortal efforts with the fateful words -
?LOAD ERROR
READY .
?LOAD ERROR
READY .
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'