I see your George Carlin and raise you two Louis CK's
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQuyC3eLg...ata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWZkwuILn...ata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQuyC3eLg...ata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWZkwuILn...ata_player