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Holy mother of Jeebus Crisp:

Here's a line from TVTropes' character sheet for Coconut:

caamib, also known as coconut, thatincelblogger, AntiModernistIncel, or GovernmentGetsGfs, is a blogger who said the State should assign dates to "incels"note like him.

Infamous for begging his own mother, a police officer, and a judge for sex; threatening to murder a teenage girl before killing himself; assaulting his parents and admiring the Pennsylvania mass murderer George Sodini among other grotesque things.

Friend of fschmidt, was the administrator of the now defunct Governments Get Girlfriends blog, and currently operates the That Incel Blogger website.

Yeah, he's not a creepy guy.

Nicknamed "Mary Jane Lick Sick," "Loco in the Coco," "Sexless Sadsack" and "Shouldbeinacellandbuggered" by Anon-e-Moose.

Habitat: CoAlpha Brotherhood, That Incel Blogger, Governments Get Girlfriends (since closed)

Entitled to Have You: This was the point of his "Governments Get Gfs" proposal whereby the government would assign girlfriends to "incels."
Even Bad Men Love Their Mamas: Averted: Begged his mother to "help him with his love-shyness" by giving him sex, called her a murderer deserving death when she refused, and later physically assaulted both her and his father.
Even Evil Has Standards: After the Elliot Rodger mass murder, he condemned Rodger as "scum." Rodger was, like him, an "incel". Of course, in the same breath he also called the girls who rejected him "scum".
Final Solution: Wants it for TAC members; the only thing which keeps him from killing them himself is the fear of legal retribution - see also here.
Godwin's Law: Regrets Hitler didn't crush liberalism. He could be considered a latter-day Ustashist.
Hates Everyone Equally: If you're not a neoreactionary (that being someone who believes that etched-in-diamond aristocracy and autocracy are the only way for humanity to thrive), he deems you worthy of wrath and death for your alleged treason against human civilization.
He-Man Woman Hater: Accused "women’s suffrage, immodest clothing, child support/alimony, no ban on adultery, ban on prostitution and a lack of female premarital chastity" to have caused Elliot Rodger's shootings.
Hypocrite:
A commenter here calls him out as this when he claims he wants his posts to inspire a backlash, despite backpedaling or accusing commenters of fabrications whenever they remind him of anything he's posted before and the Orwellian Editor/Wiki Vandal tendencies mentioned below.
Passerby calls him out again for insulting and attacking anyone and everyone who argues against him, then demanding the same commenter from the above link not disrespect him, as well as generally expecting others to put up with things he refuses to.
Related to the above about fabrications, here he tells the story of a woman who, with the help of another, got her husband arrested because he didn't rape her and actually took care of their kids. It wasn't true.
If I Can't Have You: Threatened to kill a teenage girl he was stalking and commit suicide, and only expressed regrets for not having killed her.
I Have Many Names:
His many pseudonyms include "coconut," "thatincelblogger," "GovernmentGetsGfs," "AntiModernistIncel," "CAAMIB", etc.
From his adversaries, we get "Mary Jane Lick Sick," "Loco in the Coco," "Sexless Sadsack," "Sexless Coconutsack", "thatwhichshouldbeinacellandbuggered", and "(the wannabe-literal) motherfucker".
"It" Is Dehumanizing: Some commenters have begun to refer to him as "it" rather than gender-specific pronouns, either out of sheer disrespect or theorizing he is actually a chat-bot.
Moral Guardians: One of his pet peeves is women who "dress immodestly."
Never My Fault: He blames all his problems on his parents, Western women or "The Atheist Cult."note
Orwellian Editor: Repeatedly vandalizes this very page, removing all references to his propositions of state-sponsored girlfriends and his threat of murder or incest as well as the fact that he lives in Croatia, claiming they were Malicious Slander, even though he admitted to those actions in the quotes that FSTDT archived. Even the modified versions remain damning to him.
Parental Incest: Begged his own mother for sex.
Parental Issues: Said his parents deserved to die for not giving him sex, whether it be from them or from a girlfriend.
He claims it was because they did not help him with "love-shyness" (wanting to get a date but being too shy or anxious to successfully do so), but he never denies that he wanted his parents to die.
The Scarpia Ultimatum: Blackmailed and stalked a woman for sex.
Stalker with a Crush: Once threatened a teenage girl on Love-Shy with murder-suicide - causing other members to inform Interpol.
Therapy Backfire: Claims to have visited a therapist and that it did not assist him. Of course, begging her for sex isn't a good way to have an efficient therapy.
Wiki Vandal: See his actions when he found out he was mentioned on This Wiki.
And again and again and again when other tropers from FSTDT attempted to fix his vandalism.

And from the Nightmare Fuel subpage:

And then along came Coconut, who is even more of a misogynist than Vox Day. Not only has he said that any woman who doesn't have sex with him is a whore, including his own mother, he has also praised the terrorists and said that 90% of Westerners deserve to die because they aren't horrible people like he is.

That's not the half of it. Not at all. If you go on the link where they took this message and read his posts further, you will quickly find just how hopelessly deluded Coconut really is, especially the unthinkable amounts of Doublethink he uses to justify his massive persecution complex as well as his various atrocious actions right in the same sentence. He's basically a twin copy of Chris-chan (which was lampshaded by the other bloggers). For example, when one blogger calls bullshit on his claims of being arrested by the police for telling the truth by pointing out that said "truth" involved telling them that he wanted to kill a teenage girl he was allegedly stalking, not only does Coconut blame the police for not cooperating with him by helping him snag a gf, he actually admits (without any hint of sarcasm whatsoever) that the only tragedy out of the whole experience is that he didn't get to kill her! And when a bunch of other bloggers call him out for impersonating peoples' posters and posting their information and lies he made up about them on ED, he freaking admits that he knows what he's doing is not moral yet does it anyway because it relieves his frustration and anger (which repeatedly feels more like a sense of entitlement than desperation)! Coconut is practically the Anthropomorphic Personification of Never My Fault. If that weren't enough, when tropers added him to the Characters page, he showed up and went out of his way to remove anything that made him look bad, even though the page links to the webpages where he said and did everything the site claimed he did. It's nice to know that he's a coward, as well.
He also wants to lower the age of consent to twelve.
To put this into perspective, only one country currently institutes an age of consent at 12, and that is Angola, which considers some sexual relations under the age of 15 to be crimes anyway. In other words, this would be a giant step backward for society. The only worse idea would be to have no technical age of consent as in many countries in the Middle East.
And then we have This comment, which encapsulates his mental state. Previously, Anon-e-moose and others made him look comical, coming up with nicknames for him and such, and making him seem all around pathetic. This reminds viewers that now, in his identity as CAAMIB, that his entire morality is based around hurting others for the sake of hurting others, he views women as animals that talk, he abuses victims and laughs at the suicidal, and professes to want to spread hatred and unrest to collapse civilization...and he's only getting worse.