I wish I had the time to point out how idiotic a lot of alternative medicine can be, but I have to go soak in my pentacle-shaped bathtub full of iced badger urine while listening to tuned wind chimes with mango slices on my eyes. I've got a hangnail.
Boru
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson