Creationist claims tend to fall into two categories. Those which are too vague to take seriously; and those which fall apart under investigation. I'm rather backing Intuitional Science at this point.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'