(July 19, 2014 at 12:49 am)Jenny A Wrote:(July 19, 2014 at 12:45 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Banned for banning for not making coffee WITH A SIDE OF DIJON MUSTARD!
Banned for thinking mustard and coffee go together. Coffee goes with sweet things like donuts and chocolate. Mustard goes with meat and cabbage.
Banned for thinking coffee needs a sidekick. Coffee needs no side. Coffee stands alone and faces the world bold and strong and delicious. Coffee never needed anyone by his side.