(October 7, 2014 at 5:35 pm)Losty Wrote: Banned because...
Be me
Hear a bomb
Shit pants in front of friends
Grab curtain
It falls and hits your head
See neighbors out window with fireworks
Realize you shit your pants for no reason
Sit in your own shit all night because you can't face the shame.
Keep asking who farted
Everyone knows
Hate your neighbors for life.
Banned because right in front of my dorm room there are OTHER dorm rooms, and I was in my fucking pants with the window all open. And people were watching.
I'll never get out of here again.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."