It's in the appendix to the Apocrypha, just after the verse that reads: "And the Lord said unto the children, 'Neither shalt thou eat the fruit of the tree that is known as the carrot tree.' "
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'