What I wish I could say every day: I'm not "just sitting there at the computer", lady. All of my work requires me to sit at my desk in front of that computer. No, I'm not just sitting there. I'm working. Yeah, I got up twice and walked to the back. No, I'm not "just walking around" for fun. I need signatures. Yes, I made a call. Don't you want me to call you when I have information for YOUR business? I promise I'm not calling JLo to talk about her butt. You're right. I don't have a client at my desk. No, that doesn't mean I'm free to help you. We were all hired to do different things. You repeatedly asking why I'm not doing my job won't change the fact that I AM doing my job. In fact, I'm probably working on your business and you don't even know, because you swear I'm "just sitting there doing nothing". Now please, stop staring at me, stop complaining, and let me do my job.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian