Fat beardy dudes and black dudes---just dudes in general, regardless of color---don't do it for me. I needed a girl to help. Thankfully the imagination kicked in and I got that nap. And it was quite good. And now I want more but don't nee more. The exact opposite problem.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan