RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 17, 2017 at 12:07 am
(This post was last modified: June 17, 2017 at 12:15 am by vorlon13.)
CIJS:
I see that weird house you built not that many years ago is for sale again. For me the big surprise is you were ever able to unload it. And the people after you, and then the people after them, and now the current owner wants out too.
Well, what's wrong with it? The floor plan, the floor plan, the floor plan. Tiny rooms with very high ceilings for starters. Ever see another house like that? Nope, didn't think so. And then it gets weirder, tiny tiny but very tall house with the biggest freaking afterthought garage tacked on to it. (2 years after you built the house, as I recall)
So, weird tiny house dwarfed by enormous garage. And then the steep (remember those high ceilings) stairway in the living room leading upstairs. And then the small living room with a big chunk cut out of it for a porch and entry door that is never used SINCE IT'S ON THE FUCKING BACK OF THE HOUSE YOU STUPID FUCK !!
And it's an expensive house. It has to be, no one can stand to live in it more than a few years and every time it flips another 7% sales commission accrues.
And despite it being tiny, no one has ever finished the freaking basement!! Still, the realtor pics show it being used, TV, davenport, hide a bed, dorm fridge. Cement walls, wood joist ceiling with air ducts and romex everywhere. Tiny house, stands to reason the basement would find use, even if only 2 people live there.
The house is a mess. An interior reno can't fix it, high ceilings can't be fixed, and even combining the 2 main floor bedrooms would just get you one of average size and then cutting a bedroom would hurt the resale value.
I knew when it was under construction it was a fuck up. The years since have certainly proved it.
And don't get me started on your fucking driveway there. Pre-Columbian mountain goat trails are easier to navigate than what you did.
Grrrr. . . .
I see that weird house you built not that many years ago is for sale again. For me the big surprise is you were ever able to unload it. And the people after you, and then the people after them, and now the current owner wants out too.
Well, what's wrong with it? The floor plan, the floor plan, the floor plan. Tiny rooms with very high ceilings for starters. Ever see another house like that? Nope, didn't think so. And then it gets weirder, tiny tiny but very tall house with the biggest freaking afterthought garage tacked on to it. (2 years after you built the house, as I recall)
So, weird tiny house dwarfed by enormous garage. And then the steep (remember those high ceilings) stairway in the living room leading upstairs. And then the small living room with a big chunk cut out of it for a porch and entry door that is never used SINCE IT'S ON THE FUCKING BACK OF THE HOUSE YOU STUPID FUCK !!
And it's an expensive house. It has to be, no one can stand to live in it more than a few years and every time it flips another 7% sales commission accrues.
And despite it being tiny, no one has ever finished the freaking basement!! Still, the realtor pics show it being used, TV, davenport, hide a bed, dorm fridge. Cement walls, wood joist ceiling with air ducts and romex everywhere. Tiny house, stands to reason the basement would find use, even if only 2 people live there.
The house is a mess. An interior reno can't fix it, high ceilings can't be fixed, and even combining the 2 main floor bedrooms would just get you one of average size and then cutting a bedroom would hurt the resale value.
I knew when it was under construction it was a fuck up. The years since have certainly proved it.
And don't get me started on your fucking driveway there. Pre-Columbian mountain goat trails are easier to navigate than what you did.
Grrrr. . . .
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