RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
June 22, 2017 at 4:07 pm
(This post was last modified: July 15, 2017 at 8:28 pm by J a c k.)
CIJS?
A dude goes to see a doc because his back hurts. Comes back out with new information. He'll be paralyzed in time to hit 40. Now fucking every girl he meets with a flat chest, blonde hair and big glasses isn't enough to cheer him up. Now his Tuesday steak tradition is pointless. Had he not known, these three years would have been great and he would have probably fucked another hundred blondes and fattened them all with steaks. So now he lays there as if he was paralyzed just thinking about being paralyzed. The blonde he's with swears she'll still love him, but he doesn't care. Will his dick still work? He'd rather be dead.
There's the paralyzed woman laying in bed. She has been paralyzed for a couple years and her brain has legs. Her brain legs open wide and often soak in wonder. She can't move around. She can't travel. An evil villain took her ability to walk or dance and she lays there as she does and thinks. She thinks of life and what it must be like outside these walls. She thinks of death and what that last breath must feel like. She reaches ecstasy when she pictures her eyes rolling back if her heart stopped and her leggy brain stopped walking.
But she can't reach for the blade. She's in bed. So she lets her leggy brain take her places and she just swims in those waters and laughs. They say she's crazy. Maybe she is. She's been in this dark room paralyzed for two years and has nothing to do but embrace insanity.
Oh look. His dick does work. The blonde has left, though. He's ready to live again, because hallelujah, his dick works. Life is funny. To some, a dick. To others, a simple dinner with no interruptions and a complete lack of fear would suffice. Life is sophisticated like a fat man wearing an apron holding a fork up with a steak on it dropping grease on your red carpet saying, "I love you almost as much as I love steak."
A dude goes to see a doc because his back hurts. Comes back out with new information. He'll be paralyzed in time to hit 40. Now fucking every girl he meets with a flat chest, blonde hair and big glasses isn't enough to cheer him up. Now his Tuesday steak tradition is pointless. Had he not known, these three years would have been great and he would have probably fucked another hundred blondes and fattened them all with steaks. So now he lays there as if he was paralyzed just thinking about being paralyzed. The blonde he's with swears she'll still love him, but he doesn't care. Will his dick still work? He'd rather be dead.
There's the paralyzed woman laying in bed. She has been paralyzed for a couple years and her brain has legs. Her brain legs open wide and often soak in wonder. She can't move around. She can't travel. An evil villain took her ability to walk or dance and she lays there as she does and thinks. She thinks of life and what it must be like outside these walls. She thinks of death and what that last breath must feel like. She reaches ecstasy when she pictures her eyes rolling back if her heart stopped and her leggy brain stopped walking.
But she can't reach for the blade. She's in bed. So she lets her leggy brain take her places and she just swims in those waters and laughs. They say she's crazy. Maybe she is. She's been in this dark room paralyzed for two years and has nothing to do but embrace insanity.
Oh look. His dick does work. The blonde has left, though. He's ready to live again, because hallelujah, his dick works. Life is funny. To some, a dick. To others, a simple dinner with no interruptions and a complete lack of fear would suffice. Life is sophisticated like a fat man wearing an apron holding a fork up with a steak on it dropping grease on your red carpet saying, "I love you almost as much as I love steak."
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