(June 22, 2017 at 7:03 pm)Regina Wrote:(June 22, 2017 at 4:07 pm)J a c k Wrote: CIJS?
A dude goes to see a doc because his back hurts. Comes back out with new information. He'll be paralyzed in time to hit 40. Now fucking every girl he meets with a flat chest, blonde hair and big glasses isn't enough to cheer him up. Now his Tuesday steak tradition is pointless. Had he not known, these three years would have been great and he would have probably fucked another hundred blondes and fattened them all with steaks. So now he lays there as if he was paralyzed just thinking about being paralyzed. The blonde he's with swears she'll still love him, but he doesn't care. Will his dick still work? He'd rather be dead.
Is this a real story or are you being metaphorical? I'm in "dumb bint" mode tonight haha
If I found out I was going to be paralised (especially if it was neck-down) I would want it to end tbh. I could never live like that, being a vegetable someone else has to constantly take care of because I couldn't do anything for myself. It would destroy me
Most of it is metamorphical, but yes, there's a dude somewhere is Cali who loves skinny, flat chested blondes and is waiting for those three years to go by, so he can find out if his dick will still work.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian