CIJS...
-Hi. Your mom cheated on your dad for years with the pastor of the mission you guys support. She wasn't crying because I was rude, yo. She was crying because your dad caught her and then fucked his ex in Florida on one of his truck driving gigs. Also, wanna know why you all look like different ethnicities? Because you are. Your "dad's" only sons by blood are the two youngest. All the girls have different fathers. One last thing. Yeah, I did go out a couple times years ago with that chick from your church choir in a total "gay" way (your words, not mine). But so did your sister after me. Gasp! What!? Yup. She kind of has a thing for following my footsteps, no? Lol I think deep down, she actually looks up to me. It's cool. Anywho... take care and stuff.
-Hi. Your mom cheated on your dad for years with the pastor of the mission you guys support. She wasn't crying because I was rude, yo. She was crying because your dad caught her and then fucked his ex in Florida on one of his truck driving gigs. Also, wanna know why you all look like different ethnicities? Because you are. Your "dad's" only sons by blood are the two youngest. All the girls have different fathers. One last thing. Yeah, I did go out a couple times years ago with that chick from your church choir in a total "gay" way (your words, not mine). But so did your sister after me. Gasp! What!? Yup. She kind of has a thing for following my footsteps, no? Lol I think deep down, she actually looks up to me. It's cool. Anywho... take care and stuff.
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