CIJS,
well, you may have done it this time, you stooopid fuckwad. Stealing from your dads new girlfriend ?? Jesus fucking Christ, like she wasn't going to notice or instantly know it was YOU ????????
In all seriousness, if you aren't any better than this at crime, you definitely need to commit yourself to a life of honest living. You've tried the crime thing several times, and you just don't have the fucking knack for it. Egad, it's fucking embarrassing, just give up man, you can't do it.
Oh, your dad mentioned he's getting a dumpster next time you're going to be 'absent' for a while (be thinking your next jail stay). And the dumpster is for all your shit. Yep, all of it. Furniture, clothes, possessions, memorabilia, everything. He's erasing your ass from his life.
Sucks to be you, maybe you'll get a fucking clue at some point.
well, you may have done it this time, you stooopid fuckwad. Stealing from your dads new girlfriend ?? Jesus fucking Christ, like she wasn't going to notice or instantly know it was YOU ????????
In all seriousness, if you aren't any better than this at crime, you definitely need to commit yourself to a life of honest living. You've tried the crime thing several times, and you just don't have the fucking knack for it. Egad, it's fucking embarrassing, just give up man, you can't do it.
Oh, your dad mentioned he's getting a dumpster next time you're going to be 'absent' for a while (be thinking your next jail stay). And the dumpster is for all your shit. Yep, all of it. Furniture, clothes, possessions, memorabilia, everything. He's erasing your ass from his life.
Sucks to be you, maybe you'll get a fucking clue at some point.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.