Ok. A real story.
I frequently go to two local joints for craft beer. I'm a regular. I'm friends with all the staff in both places even outside of the place. One of the joints has a very cute owner who is also my friend. When I'm at the other place, I often gush about how awesome he is. They all make jokes and stuff. One day I'm sitting at the bar and they mention him. I'm there talking to all the strangers about ship cruises, seniors snow birding, and twins. They said his name, so I ran my mouth recommending his restaurant to my new stranger friends. I also probably mentioned that he's adorable. Then someone sat next to me. Place is almost empty, so no need to sit so close. My mouth is full of beer and I slowly turn around to see who sat next to me. It's him! Caught me! I gagged. He grinned and said, "Choking there, Ivy?" And well... Cricket cricket.
I frequently go to two local joints for craft beer. I'm a regular. I'm friends with all the staff in both places even outside of the place. One of the joints has a very cute owner who is also my friend. When I'm at the other place, I often gush about how awesome he is. They all make jokes and stuff. One day I'm sitting at the bar and they mention him. I'm there talking to all the strangers about ship cruises, seniors snow birding, and twins. They said his name, so I ran my mouth recommending his restaurant to my new stranger friends. I also probably mentioned that he's adorable. Then someone sat next to me. Place is almost empty, so no need to sit so close. My mouth is full of beer and I slowly turn around to see who sat next to me. It's him! Caught me! I gagged. He grinned and said, "Choking there, Ivy?" And well... Cricket cricket.
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
