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Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
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RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
(June 14, 2017 at 3:39 am)ignoramus Wrote: RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me?
If Trump invited you to the white house and you did not go, does it mean he is personally obligated to win your approval so that you will then go through the vetting process to meet Him at the white House?

God tell all of us where and how to find him. It's an open invitation. That said He is not in the business of courting parishners.

Quote:I mean, I'm not taken! I'm freelance! Never been intimate with any other god…
I'm divinely virgin.
That's the thing with billionre presidents... As well as God. we go to them they do not come to us.

Quote:Also, while I got you slippery little suckers, tell us why Allah has not tried to poach you (Christian) to his way of thinking?
What does he have to offer? one of the finest nail bomb vests and a crowed market to prove our devotion in?
50 God rejected "virgins?" (no disrespect intended)

Quote:Does sweet baby Jesus protect you with a cloaking device so no other god can approach you?

Does he wee on you with his cosmic scent to let the other gods know you're his?
Don't be jelly.

Quote:All religions claim that they are the only one true religion?
nope.

Quote:(I'm not a maths genius, but that makes a lot of true correct religions, wow!)
most religions claim to be the way to something devine or spiritual, and usally the only way to that one thing. which is usally true. as they have the copyright on that thing.

Jew worship the one true God.
Christian seek atonement through to live with God Forever
Muslims worship allah to find paradise.
Buddhists one form of enlightenment or another.
hindus worship a butt load of god and demi gods as a means to curry favor.

So no, no one worships one true religion. all worship to suit their own means.

Quote:Doesn't it sound a bit like sleazy used car salesman talk?
Oh well, I suppose there's a sucker born every minute...
It does what you create a strawman and attack it like you did.


Quote:May you find true peace in the soft noodly appendages of our father, the mighty FSM.. FSM Sad

(Just had a lovely bowl of pasta with freshly shaved Parmesan cheese and was deeply moved and inspired to send this message in his honour) . Please don't shoot the messenger!
Huh



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RE: Theists, tell me, an atheist, why your God has neglected to show himself to me? - by Drich - June 14, 2017 at 5:52 pm

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