My guess is that language was invented when the first human whacked his thumb with a stone hammer trying to hang a picture up.
Or needed to tell someone to fuck off.
Or needed to tell someone to fuck off.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
