Can God love?

[Succubus]

He's the very epitome of a snowflake. He's so offended by people being different than he is, he just can't stand being anywhere near them. Muddying up his safe space.

Even better: god loves everyone, but only decided to share this message 'directly' (obvious "prove it" caveats apply) to his chosen people.  He could've just as easily appeared/fucked around in Africa proper, or Asia, or South America, or anywhere else outside of a small slice of the ancient Middle East.  But apparently this game of spreading the message through mythology is more important than simply being direct with his purported loved ones.

The resurrection.
The greatest of all miracles and what does our lad do, he leg’s it. Is Jeebus one thick cunt or what? It didn't occur to him to create some mischief for his tormentors, you know, appear in front of the Sanhedrin the next morning, "Now-you-Are-fucked!"
Or perhaps in front of Pilate, "Dude, you got no balls? You knew I was the real deal. Sucking up to the Joows eh, what happened, they help you get elected?"
Or mebbie the emperor, "Tibs, (no relation) three days ago I was a putrefying corpse but just look at me now eh! No quick end for you son, not like I did for the dinosaurs, no, emperor Theodosius is going to do the business. A slow horrible lingering death for human civilisation."

And how about fixing the first century void problem? Why not invite a bunch of the boys round for a pissup.

Philo Judaeus.
Seneca The Younger.
Pliny The Elder.
Suetonius.
Et,al.

'Now then lads I've just had a look at 21st century records and surprise and alarm I don't get a mention!'
Guys, stay off the drink, the weed and the whores for a few weeks and put quill to parchment and give me a fucking history! It'll help my credibility no end.

"Oh, and lads, while I'm here what freebasing fuckhead wrote The Book Of Revelation? We only just got away with that one."