Geocentric Earth

[Haipule]

Ok, ok, the old five people and a chair trick, which I learned in the mid-80's, DOES prove that weight cancellation is possible with five people and a chair! Electro-magnetism--hello! The aether is what I call sub-wave(yes, wave), currently, less then anyone ability to observe, measure, or witness. And everything is wave not particles and that, whether sound or light, frequency or, vibration. Because, every color has a tone. And, every tone has a color. These are sometimes referred to as "chakras". To me, whether meta-physics, or physics, is just still physics and nature is nature far beyond human physics or, metaphysics!

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In case you don't know the 5 people and a chair trick(which is not a "trick"). Gather 5 people and a regular chair(drunkenness recommended). Put the heaviest in the chair. Four grap a corner, together, and feel just how much that person weighs while struggling to lift them at the same time.

Then starting from you, put your right hand above, without touching, the seated persons head and the rest put their righthand above yours(without touching) in a clockwise pattern. Then your left hand and everyone else's left hand in a clockwise pattern until everyone's hands are above the head of the seated person.

Hold this position for 15 seconds. Then you say "ready", "steady", "go"! And all quickly, at the same time, try to lift the heavy person again from the corners of the chair. He will be extremely light! Just put them back down and do NOT throw them as the effect will only last 2 seconds!

That's not "weight cancellation",  that's "weight distribution"... when four people through whatever "ritual" make a coordinated effort to lift the heavy person they are each lifting 0.25% of the total weight... it fails after 2 seconds because you are all drunk and hence one or two among you falters which breaks the weight distribution!

Oh, ho, ho, really? Well all-h'all-righty then: (snotty voice)how many time have you tried it!?