RE: Things I've Learned From Action Films
July 14, 2019 at 3:37 pm
(This post was last modified: July 14, 2019 at 3:38 pm by A. Secular Human.)
Coffee pots in the break room are always full, so you can throw the contents into the bad guy's face, escape and/or provide the final coup de grace to his head with the coffee pot.
In my experience, the coffee pot in the break room always had an eighth of an inch of sludge in it. You know, just enough so the previous person could say (to themselves) that they didn't take the last of it, so it wasn't their responsibility to make a new batch, but never enough to take out a bad guy. Selfish bastards.
But I'm not bitter (unlike the coffee).
In my experience, the coffee pot in the break room always had an eighth of an inch of sludge in it. You know, just enough so the previous person could say (to themselves) that they didn't take the last of it, so it wasn't their responsibility to make a new batch, but never enough to take out a bad guy. Selfish bastards.
But I'm not bitter (unlike the coffee).
Disappointing theists since 1968!
