RE: How to pray based on the Quran alone: prayer in Islam as I understand it
December 21, 2019 at 6:42 am
(December 21, 2019 at 2:29 am)UNay_Sayer Wrote: Here is how to pray Pastafarian style:
1: Sit/Stand/Kneel/Cartwheel/Whatever
2: Grab a beer/soda/water or favorite liquid drink
3: Toast to FSM's glorious noodles and infinite wisdom
4: Reflect fondly on those lost who cannot be there to toast with you
5: Enjoy your drink
6: Laugh at the false religions making themselves look silly
This is to be done whenever the mood strikes you.
You forgot the hookers! If you forget the hookers, YOU AREN’T DOING IT RIGHT!
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”
Wiser words were never spoken.
Wiser words were never spoken.
