You know what bothers me most of all about Horoscopes? They're so dull. They're always the same generic bullshit. Always stuff that could apply to anybody, of course. If you're going to make up a load of bullshit at least be fucking creative.
"Zen … does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes." - Alan Watts