Secession is a non-starter. The big cities are blue and the "outback" is red. Go state by state, and in the end, it's all bluish purple. If the southeast was solid red, there might be a chance, but that will never be the case, and the nation is going blue, kicking and screaming by the white supremacists notwithstanding.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.