Squirrel and dumplings as a happy meal is a story depression era dads love to tell. It's a sympathy play. They were made to feel guilty for being depression kids, which only got worse when their older cousins became the greatest generation. Then, they got drafted and sent to Korea, where they were once again a disappointment.
So, shut up and eat your goddamn squirrel and dumplings.
So, shut up and eat your goddamn squirrel and dumplings.