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If I Was God
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RE: If I Was God
The all-powerful bit becomes a song and dance. God is capable of all powers that can be logically justified. Since it is all part of his nature. In this way god is incapable of "going against his nature" by virtue of his nature being the very framework of existence. Amusingly, this means that god is incapable of doing this or that for exactly the same reason that I am, IE it is against the nature of existence. Talk about a Common Joe God.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 11, 2011 at 4:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Rokcet Scientist - August 11, 2011 at 11:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 12:12 am
RE: If I Was God - by Rokcet Scientist - August 12, 2011 at 6:57 am
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 11, 2011 at 5:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by padraic - August 11, 2011 at 8:35 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 11, 2011 at 9:21 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 11, 2011 at 9:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 11, 2011 at 9:26 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 11, 2011 at 9:49 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 12, 2011 at 12:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 2:25 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 12, 2011 at 2:29 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 2:31 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 10:36 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:04 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:05 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 11:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:33 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:45 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 12, 2011 at 8:31 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 11:20 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 3:38 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 11:57 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 12, 2011 at 12:04 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 12:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 12:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 12, 2011 at 12:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by DeistPaladin - August 12, 2011 at 1:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:40 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:43 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 12, 2011 at 3:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 3:49 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 10:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 14, 2011 at 8:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 12, 2011 at 10:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by searchingforanswers - August 12, 2011 at 11:58 pm
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 13, 2011 at 12:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 12:17 am
RE: If I Was God - by twocompulsive - August 13, 2011 at 2:06 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 2:54 am
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 13, 2011 at 2:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 13, 2011 at 7:30 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 7:44 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 13, 2011 at 7:48 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 13, 2011 at 7:49 am
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 13, 2011 at 1:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 13, 2011 at 2:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 13, 2011 at 2:11 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Salty Amy - August 13, 2011 at 2:56 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Anymouse - August 13, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 14, 2011 at 10:13 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 14, 2011 at 10:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Alfredo - August 22, 2011 at 9:51 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 22, 2011 at 1:14 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 22, 2011 at 4:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 22, 2011 at 7:29 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 23, 2011 at 12:00 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 25, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 26, 2011 at 11:44 am
RE: If I Was God - by Emanuel - August 23, 2011 at 11:45 am
RE: If I Was God - by frankiej - August 23, 2011 at 11:53 am
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - August 23, 2011 at 1:41 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 23, 2011 at 2:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 1:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 8:29 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:36 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 8:46 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 8:59 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 26, 2011 at 9:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:42 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 26, 2011 at 10:03 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 9:55 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 9:48 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:16 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:21 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:28 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:32 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 26, 2011 at 10:44 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 26, 2011 at 10:50 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 28, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 28, 2011 at 6:59 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 28, 2011 at 7:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 28, 2011 at 11:19 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 7:42 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Skepsis - August 26, 2011 at 10:52 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Emanuel - August 27, 2011 at 5:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by Ace Otana - August 27, 2011 at 5:14 am
RE: If I Was God - by 8BitAtheist - August 28, 2011 at 3:01 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 28, 2011 at 3:24 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 28, 2011 at 8:04 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:19 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:30 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:27 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:32 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 7:45 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 7:37 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 7:47 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 8:06 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:07 pm
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - August 29, 2011 at 8:33 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 29, 2011 at 8:18 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:23 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Violet - August 29, 2011 at 8:25 pm
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 29, 2011 at 8:34 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 29, 2011 at 8:39 pm
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 8:53 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:07 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:10 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:11 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:14 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:15 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:20 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:22 am
RE: If I Was God - by Faith No More - August 30, 2011 at 9:23 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:23 am
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - August 30, 2011 at 9:25 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:43 am
RE: If I Was God - by thesummerqueen - August 30, 2011 at 9:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 9:51 am
RE: If I Was God - by Cinjin - August 30, 2011 at 10:47 am
RE: If I Was God - by The Grand Nudger - August 30, 2011 at 11:19 am
RE: If I Was God - by Alfredo - September 1, 2011 at 4:11 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - September 2, 2011 at 11:52 am
RE: If I Was God - by C Rod - September 6, 2011 at 1:38 pm
RE: If I Was God - by Welsh cake - September 2, 2011 at 12:16 pm
RE: If I Was God - by KichigaiNeko - September 2, 2011 at 12:17 pm

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