New Member -- Shell's Sister

[Shell B]

Ahem, YOUR crazy cat dream lives on. I'm only in this so someone will turn the channels for me...preferably to something naughty with Channing Tatum in it

Shit, I'll pop in Tatum look-alike porno for you if you want. You know how I roll.

On a side note, Tiberius is a techie nerd. Maybe he can rig you something up to change the channels while I feed my cats and keep them from jumping on you.

/kidding We both know I will have mastiffs and great danes. I don't want a grip of cats.

[Melanbee]

Ahem, YOUR crazy cat dream lives on. I'm only in this so someone will turn the channels for me...preferably to something naughty with Channing Tatum in it

Shit, I'll pop in Tatum look-alike porno for you if you want. You know how I roll.

On a side note, Tiberius is a techie nerd. Maybe he can rig you something up to change the channels while I feed my cats and keep them from jumping on you.

/kidding We both know I will have mastiffs and great danes. I don't want a grip of cats.

That would be cool if he could do that. BUT why do we need to wait for me to be in a wheel chair? Can't he do this for me NOW?:p
Tatum porn.....who needs a real life man?! Even the ones you think might be good...aren't. I'll gladly stick to my fantasy!
The mastiff thing is why I love you. I adore big dogs and can't stand cats. But we've already discussed this.
BTW I wasn't a fan of Journey 2. That peck thing was lame haha! However, we went to the most adorable theater...next time you're up we will have to check it out.

[Shell B]

You can use a remote control now, ya weirdo. You might be able to forever.

That's what one night stands are for, Mel. You never have to worry about whether they are good or not, unless you are pondering their sexual prowess.

Dude, the pec thing was funny! Gonzo loved it. I laughed. It wasn't spectacular, but it was a great kids' movie.

[Violet]

Tatum porn.....who needs a real life man?! Even the ones you think might be good...aren't. I'll gladly stick to my fantasy!

Whilst I'm sure that a few of the guys on this forum would be 'good'... I have had much less luck in life. So I mostly stick with other women

That's what one night stands are for, Mel. You never have to worry about whether they are good or not, unless you are pondering their sexual prowess.

If you have to wonder in the first place... they suck. That's my rule and I stick to it ^_^

[Melanbee]

Tatum porn.....who needs a real life man?! Even the ones you think might be good...aren't. I'll gladly stick to my fantasy!

Whilst I'm sure that a few of the guys on this forum would be 'good'... I have had much less luck in life. So I mostly stick with other women

That's what one night stands are for, Mel. You never have to worry about whether they are good or not, unless you are pondering their sexual prowess.

If you have to wonder in the first place... they suck. That's my rule and I stick to it ^_^

Vae....I like your way of thinking....but women bitch to much. I don't think I could handle that or else I would have swapped teams years ago. Plus, I am a sucker for a man.

[Violet]

Vae....I like your way of thinking....but women bitch to much. I don't think I could handle that or else I would have swapped teams years ago. Plus, I am a sucker for a man.

We can bitch a great deal, it's true... but with the bad comes the good (my girlfriend is very supportive and never violent).

Not to say I don't miss what men have to offer... if only all the men I am interested in didn't live forever away from me.



I'm forward so you don't have to be