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[Edwardo Piet]

Aw Haha, awesome. If I was in your position I couldn't help being the same way..

I couldn't 'stay in hiding' or 'be in the closet' about my atheism..I just COULDN'T it's too important to me.

And just like you...I'm basically way too proud of it

EvF

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

@Dotard;

Might I suggest you don't overdo it? Few people are REALLY good liars.

Do not mention religion,or say "god bless you" etc.

IF it comes up,perhaps say something like;

"Well, I don't belong to any church,(so they won't think you're Catholic) but I'm Christian my heart,although I could be a better one"

IF asked about your parents say Baptist or Methodist.

The sanctimonious love humility in others.Probably because they have none themselves,although they pride themselves in their own humility.

[Dotard]

Well well well......

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (praise the monster) has laid an unique opportunity on me.


Between the interview at the church and getting a call-back from them I found and secured an excellent job. I'm happier than a Keebler elf promoted to fudge-packer!

Then came the call.

"Good day Mr. Dotard. You have been selected for the position which you applied for. When can you come in to finalize the paperwork so we can get you started?"

I'm schedualed to go into the 'real' job monday afternoon to finalize paperwork and orientation to start tuesday. So I answer the church-man "Monday morning sir."

Hmmmm.. what to do what to do? I'm thinking along the lines of asking about their employment policies with an emphasis on discrimination and equal opportunity. Throw in something along the lines of "Surely you don't discriminate in your employment practices based on a person's race, religion or handicaps do you?"

I'm almost convinced I'll get an answer simular to "Yes we do and stop calling me Shirley."

I think it will be fun to basicly 'fuk' with them and see if I can make the personell director feel like a heel by employing discriminatory policies. Do a "Thanks, but No Thanks" and really be an ass about it.

Sound like a barrel of fun? Does to me. So give me some ideas! Help me make them feel like soul-less bastards. You only have tonight to throw some ideas my way as my appointment is tommorrow morning. I'll review any replies I get and make notes of the best lines as I'm sure my time will be quite limited once I get rolling.

The very best line will win season tickets to Sea World!

((Some restrictions apply. SeaWorld tickets good from Dec 15th thru Jan 10th 2165 Only. Travel, accomodations and entrance fee apply. Parking extra. No tram service from the parking lot. Five soda-pop minimum. No outside food or drink allowed. Dress code applies, no sandals or any open-toed shoes allowed. Shipping and handling charge of $59.95+tax applies and must be received no later than 30-May-2009.)) :p

[Dotard]

Ya'll no fun.

Like 0 fun.

[leo-rcc]

I couldn't be arsed really.

I am glad you found a job though.

[Edwardo Piet]

I couldn't think of any idea that wasn't so terrible to either be completely unworkable or just fuck-up all your chances Dotard LOL.

EvF