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RE: Area 69
March 11, 2012 at 8:25 am
(March 10, 2012 at 7:57 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Rather annoyingly, I probably won't be joining in anytime soon, since I don't actually have anything that might be accepted as ID. It's always been the same with things like new bank accounts or Blockbuster membership. I've never learned to drive so don't have a licence, never had a passport nor any other form of official ID. Actually, I found out when trying to change banks that one acceptable form of ID would have been a gun licence, which struck me as ludicrous since if I had a gun I wouldn't need a bank account.
Simply take a picture of yourself saying "I am Stimbo" - if you are a fair bit older than 18, it will be obvious.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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RE: Area 69
March 11, 2012 at 8:29 am
Sorry, I should probably have mentioned that it's all sorted now and I'm able to debauch with the rest of you reprobates in our shiny new private part. Sorry about that. Still, we've both been able to add to our post count which can't be a bad thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Area 69
September 11, 2012 at 8:16 pm
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2012 at 8:25 pm by Reforged.)
(September 11, 2012 at 8:08 pm)whateverist Wrote: (March 10, 2012 at 4:19 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm a '69er myself. And I do feel old.
You're as old as that cougar I married.
Yeeeeah, I was born in 1990 so I've got at least twenty more years to live than alot of you. I know right? :-)
Not the advantage it sounds like though. That means I will likely be alive long enough to be one of the hundreds of thousands who will be sent into the gladiator pits for the entertainment of Emperor Cameron. Should I survive I will be forced to breed with a variety of Scousers so that whatever offspring will retain my survival skills but be devoid of any human intellect. They will then be taken in for processing so that they might later form part of the Emperor guard that police the wasteland devastated by nuclear war and shoot the poor on sight. I would then be thrown back into the populace where I would spend the the rest of my days scrabbling for morsels until I succumb to the syphilis that would inevitably have resulted from such revolting unions.
... I've forgotten where I was going with this. My apologies to anyone who is Scouse.
It truly is a fate worse than death.
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RE: Area 69
September 12, 2012 at 1:03 am
Oh, some people really should see Area 69. It gives a little perspective.
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