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Sweet revenge
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Sweet revenge
March 11, 2012 at 6:06 pm
The first two are probably urban myths, but should be true;

Boy breaks up with girl,goes away for weekend,and she is to return her key--

On his return he finds:

(1) His entire apartment has been painted black, including ceilings.

(2) his ex has apparently spread a packet of bird seed on his carpet,and watered it---

You can decide for yourself if the photo is real :


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RE: Sweet revenge
March 11, 2012 at 7:14 pm
I believe there is a picture of scott kelly in area 69



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RE: Sweet revenge
March 11, 2012 at 7:16 pm
She deserves a punch in the mouth..HARD!
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RE: Sweet revenge
March 11, 2012 at 11:30 pm
(March 11, 2012 at 7:16 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: She deserves a punch in the mouth..HARD!

Who? Why? By 'why' I mean based on what evidence.?
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RE: Sweet revenge
March 11, 2012 at 11:35 pm
(March 11, 2012 at 11:30 pm)padraic Wrote:
(March 11, 2012 at 7:16 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: She deserves a punch in the mouth..HARD!

Who? Why? By 'why' I mean based on what evidence.?

I dont know...just a tap on the mouth and she will tell you the answer to all of those questions..

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March 12, 2012 at 9:30 am
Funny that a girl does it and it's sweet revenge, but if the bloke had done the same thing he'd be a bastard.
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RE: Sweet revenge
March 12, 2012 at 12:14 pm
If that was me I would be half feeling impressed I managed to piss somebody off enough for them to go through all the effort of doing that.
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RE: Sweet revenge
March 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(March 12, 2012 at 9:30 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Funny that a girl does it and it's sweet revenge, but if the bloke had done the same thing he'd be a bastard.
Just saying......

Thats why she needs a good pop in the mouth.
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RE: Sweet revenge
March 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm
(March 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Thats why she needs a good pop in the mouth.

Seriously? Non-violent revenge should result in violent retribution?

Nothing at all in the original post says what he did, if anything. There is nothing good about a pop in the mouth. I would like to see some little-dicked fucker try to punch me in the mouth for saying he had a little dick. It certainly wouldn't make me stop fucking with him.
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RE: Sweet revenge
March 12, 2012 at 4:18 pm (This post was last modified: March 12, 2012 at 4:55 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(March 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(March 12, 2012 at 3:12 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Thats why she needs a good pop in the mouth.

Seriously? Non-violent revenge should result in violent retribution?

Nothing at all in the original post says what he did, if anything. There is nothing good about a pop in the mouth. I would like to see some little-dicked fucker try to punch me in the mouth for saying he had a little dick. It certainly wouldn't make me stop fucking with him.

Who said you had to have a reason to pop her in the mouth in the first place? Tongue
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