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Why God doesn't have a PhD

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Why God doesn't have a PhD
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Why God doesn't have a PhD
March 13, 2012 at 3:58 pm
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I found this quite apt.
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RE: Why God doesn't have a PhD
March 13, 2012 at 4:40 pm
18. He's a logically impossible being.
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RE: Why God doesn't have a PhD
March 13, 2012 at 5:13 pm

q. Why didn't jesus get into college?


a. He got nailed on the boards.
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RE: Why God doesn't have a PhD
March 13, 2012 at 6:41 pm
http://atheistforums.org/thread-9486-pos...#pid253926
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RE: Why God doesn't have a PhD
March 14, 2012 at 6:20 pm
God could always just send a copy of the bible to Patriot University (along with some $$$) and get a PhD just like Kent Hovind's.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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